The Space Adventures of a Human Man (part CXXVI)

By RainbowLazz17

Stepping out of the shuttle, Yuri exalted in the freedom of space walking. He was a pro at space walking, after all, he invented it. As he began his space float around the nose of the space module, something in the distance caught his eye. He thought it was just some space dust glinting in the moonlight, but then he looked again. There they were, galloping across the galaxy, like a cadre of prancing spiral-horned vixens: the hedonistic unicorns of Xylar VII. Yuri had told his commander at Star City space headquarters of the hedonistic unicorns, but he had laughed him off, saying it was a space mirage, and that Yuri just needed more sleep. But this time, this time Yuri would be vindicated. As the leader of the unicorn space pack approached, clad in leather chaps and smoking a beautiful silver blunt, Yuri waved to him awkwardly from his space suit. Intrigued, the shimmering mound of beautiful unicorn flesh circled the space module, and came to a rest next to Yuri. "Yuri Gagarin?" exhaled the space beast between puffs. "Why yes, how did you know?" replied the stunned space man. "Ohhh Yuri, you are much revered on Xylar VII! We smoke to you, as the greatest human man in this Octant of the galaxy. If you come with me to Xylar VII you will be welcomed as a space rock star. Smoke this silver blunt, and you will no longer need that restrictive space suit, and you can truly enjoy your life among the space stars!" A man of action, Yuri lifted his space visor and sucked down the silver goodness. Shedding his awkward space suit, Yuri swung his incredibly toned leg over the space unicorns back…and they galloped off into the space bliss...

Next week….Yuri on Xylar VII. Will he resist the pull of the unicorn space babes? Will he become supreme emperor? Will he return to Soviet Russia to prove to the proletariat that Communism reigns throughout the galaxy? Will He?!

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